Don't believe everything you think.  By JooJ2 - 10/12/2011 02:38

The worst thing about Sunday is knowing that tomorrow is Monday.  10/12/2011 02:28

If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.  10/12/2011 02:19

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. [Homer Simpson]  By JooJ - 10/12/2011 01:56

I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.  By JooJ - 10/12/2011 01:48

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.  10/12/2011 01:36

I now pronounce you husband and wife! You may update your Facebook status!  By JooJ - 10/12/2011 01:26

Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.  By JooJ - 10/12/2011 01:17

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you.  By JooJ - 10/12/2011 01:11

Everybody else is living in the world you create... Yes you! [Ashton Kutcher]  10/12/2011 01:05