Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.  9/21/2011 08:36

In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.  9/21/2011 08:26

In the battle between you and the world, I'll bet on the world. Thank you very much.  9/21/2011 08:20

Discovery: A company that will got to the ends of the earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.  9/21/2011 08:12

You were meant for me... perhaps as a punishment.  9/21/2011 08:02

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.  9/21/2011 07:53

Customer Disservice: Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.  9/21/2011 07:41

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job, the kind robots will be doing soon.  By JooJ2 - 9/21/2011 07:33

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.  9/21/2011 07:21

Not all pain is gain!  9/21/2011 07:09