Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. [Steven Wright]  12/14/2011 01:47

Your best chance to get a Royal Flush in a casino is in the bathroom. [V.P. Pappy]  12/14/2011 01:12

If you don't believe in God, Earth is the only heaven you will know. If you do believe in God, Earth is the only hell you will know.  12/13/2011 13:06

Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need you. Forgive those who hurt you. Forget those who leave you.  12/13/2011 12:58

Girls are so loving, caring and understanding in .jpg format.  12/13/2011 12:58

Don't put words in my mouth, I'm on a restricted diet.  12/13/2011 11:16

How can I tell you about him? I know you will be hurt.  By Lonely girl - 12/13/2011 08:58

I love you but I know you don't feel the same.  By Lonely girl - 12/13/2011 08:52

Don't be disappointed if people refuse to help you. Remember the words of Einstein: I'm thankful to all those who said 'NO' because of them I did it myself.  12/13/2011 08:33

If weapons were required to break my heart you would have possessed all of them.  12/13/2011 06:23