It's your status update, not your diary.  12/30/2011 09:51

That awkward moment when you're watching a movie with your parents, and then a sex scene comes up.  12/29/2011 17:43

That awkward moment when you're telling the truth but then you smile and no one believes you.  12/29/2011 17:37

That awkward moment when you're singing alone in your car and you make eye contact with a stranger.  12/29/2011 17:32

That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents, so you just kinda sit there and watch.  12/29/2011 17:21

That awkward moment when you think something is hilarious but nobody else seems to know what you're talking about.  12/29/2011 17:11

That awkward moment when you see someone waving, so you wave back and then find out that they're waving to the person behind you.  12/29/2011 16:54

That awkward moment when you realize you've been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life.  12/29/2011 16:47

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing songs at the top of your lungs.  12/29/2011 16:41

That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone that was staring right at you.  12/29/2011 16:36