My wife gives me sound advice: 99% Sound and 1% Advice.  By JooJ - 1/18/2013 10:56

Hospital: The only place where the word 'Positive' means a bad thing.  By JooJ - 1/18/2013 10:51

No amount of guilt can change the past, and no amount of worrying can change the future. [Omar Ibn al-Khattab]  By Charbel A. - 1/18/2013 10:43

Spending time with children is more important than spending money on children.  1/18/2013 02:19

My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.  1/15/2013 12:30

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. [George Roberts]  By Owen - 1/14/2013 11:42

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. [Robin Hall]  By Owen - 1/14/2013 11:39

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. [Zsa Zsa Gabor]  By Owen - 1/14/2013 11:37

In my many years, I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a Congress. [John Adams]  By Donna - 1/14/2013 11:17

Hope is the little voice you hear whisper 'Maybe', when it seems the entire world is shouting 'No'!  1/12/2013 04:30