Don't part with your illusions, when they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. [Mark Twain]  5/2/2013 08:59

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 08:59

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 08:57

Really great people make you feel as though you, too, can be great. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 08:52

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 08:52

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 08:51

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 08:50

History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 08:49

The problem with women is that they fall in love with jerks, knowing they are jerks, thinking they'll stop being jerks.  5/2/2013 05:06

Relationships are like drugs. They either kill you or give you the best feeling of your life.  5/1/2013 10:15