Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ2 - 5/2/2013 09:08

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 09:07

'Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 09:07

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 09:06

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 09:05

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ2 - 5/2/2013 09:05

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. [Mark Twain]  5/2/2013 09:04

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 09:03

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.' [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 09:01

The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 09:00