There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 08:52

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 08:51

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 08:50

History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ - 5/2/2013 08:49

The problem with women is that they fall in love with jerks, knowing they are jerks, thinking they'll stop being jerks.  5/2/2013 05:06

Relationships are like drugs. They either kill you or give you the best feeling of your life.  5/1/2013 10:15

20 years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. [Mark Twain]  By JooJ2 - 4/29/2013 03:15

I have stolen ideas from every book I have ever read. [Philip Pullman]  4/29/2013 03:09

Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. [A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh]  4/28/2013 01:25

If nothing is going well, call your grandmother. [Italian Proverb]  By JooJ - 4/26/2013 14:25