I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:42

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass. [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:42

Everyone smiles in the same language. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:41

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:41

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:40

It's never just a game when you're winning. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:38

I think I am, therefore, I am... I think. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:36

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:35

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:34

A good motto to live by: 'Always try not to get killed'. [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:30