I think I am, therefore, I am... I think. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:36

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:35

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:34

A good motto to live by: 'Always try not to get killed'. [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:30

People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:30

And then there are the times when the wolves are silent and the moon is howling. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:29

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:29

When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:16

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it. [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:04

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:02