And then there are the times when the wolves are silent and the moon is howling. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:29

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:29

When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:16

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it. [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:04

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:02

There's a humorous side to every situation. The challenge is to find it. [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:01

Behind the mask of ice that people wear, there beats a heart of fire. [Paulo Coelho]  9/26/2013 05:59

People often claim to hunger for truth, but seldom like the taste when it's served up. [George R.R. Martin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 05:58

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. [Napoleon Hill]  9/26/2013 05:55

Opportunity often comes disguised in the form of misfortune or temporary defeat. [Napoleon Hill]  9/26/2013 05:55