Life is tough, then you die. [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:53

Is there another word for synonym? [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:53

Always do whatever's next. [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:52

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:48

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. [George Carlin]  By JooJ2 - 9/26/2013 06:47

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. [George Carlin]  9/26/2013 06:47

Weather forecast for tonight: dark, continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:46

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:44

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:43

I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed. [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 9/26/2013 06:42