Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes. [Jim Carrey]  By JooJ2 - 10/3/2015 10:55

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.  10/3/2015 10:50

If you can't change a Girl, change the Girl.  10/3/2015 10:45

Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?  10/3/2015 10:39

Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:29

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.  10/3/2015 10:38

I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:38

Never hide your 'Last Seen', let people know that you're ignoring them.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:37

There is no point in getting angry if you can't turn into Hulk.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:37

You don't always need a plan bro. Sometimes you just need balls.  By JooJ - 10/1/2015 05:22