If you can't change a Girl, change the Girl.  10/3/2015 10:45

Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?  10/3/2015 10:39

Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:29

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.  10/3/2015 10:38

I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:38

Never hide your 'Last Seen', let people know that you're ignoring them.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:37

There is no point in getting angry if you can't turn into Hulk.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:37

You don't always need a plan bro. Sometimes you just need balls.  By JooJ - 10/1/2015 05:22

My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 15 to go.  By Steve - 9/25/2015 01:14

Men like explaining things to women because it makes them feel how much they know, and women like having things explained to them because they know that they please men by appearing to listen. [Bertrand Russell]  By JooJ2 - 9/20/2015 14:11