Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.  10/3/2015 11:21

Think twice before you speak, you'd be able to say something more insulting.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:59

Behind every great man there is a woman rolling her eyes. [Jim Carrey]  By JooJ2 - 10/3/2015 10:55

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.  10/3/2015 10:50

If you can't change a Girl, change the Girl.  10/3/2015 10:45

Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?  10/3/2015 10:39

Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:29

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.  10/3/2015 10:38

I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:38

Never hide your 'Last Seen', let people know that you're ignoring them.  By JooJ - 10/3/2015 10:37