Pick any number. Multiply it by two. Now add 12 to it. Divide it by 3. Now change it to 10. That's how many seconds you just wasted.  10/25/2016 20:28

I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging, just want you to know where to send the ambulance.  10/25/2016 20:28

I don't care if it's 3:00 am, I don't consider it 'Tomorrow' until I wake up.  10/25/2016 20:22

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing.  10/25/2016 19:59

Women want someone who can make them laugh, and someone who they feel safe with, so basically, a clown ninja.  10/25/2016 19:59

If I look like I've run a marathon, it's because I've been outside for 2 minutes.  10/25/2016 19:55

Are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry.  10/25/2016 19:53

Why send one big text when you can send 15 little ones in a row and be even more annoying.  10/25/2016 19:53

Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.  By JooJ - 10/25/2016 19:51

There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.  By JooJ2 - 10/15/2016 18:29