You cannot have a positive life and a negative mind. [Joyce Meye]  By Raja - 10/27/2016 06:22

Failure is the seed of success.  By JooJ - 10/26/2016 17:38

Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash. Eyeronic.  By JooJ - 10/25/2016 21:00

If a woman tells you that you're right, that's called sarcasm.  By JooJ - 10/25/2016 20:59

Houston, I have so many problems.  10/25/2016 20:57

World War 3 will probably be fought via social networking sites.  10/25/2016 20:54

Being an adult is like looking both ways before crossing the street, but then getting hit by an airplane.  10/25/2016 20:52

When you stand up too fast and suddenly you're floating through space and time.  By JooJ - 10/25/2016 20:51

I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow.  10/25/2016 20:51

Stay home: I should have gone out. Go out: I should have stayed home.  By JooJ - 10/25/2016 20:47