I don't care if it's 3 am, I don't consider it 'Tomorrow' until I wake up.  10/25/2016 20:22

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing.  10/25/2016 19:59

Women want someone who can make them laugh, and someone who they feel safe with, so basically, a clown ninja.  10/25/2016 19:59

If I look like I've run a marathon, it's because I've been outside for 2 minutes.  10/25/2016 19:55

Are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry.  10/25/2016 19:53

Why send one big text when you can send 15 little ones in a row and be even more annoying.  10/25/2016 19:53

Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.  By JooJ - 10/25/2016 19:51

There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing something else.  By JooJ2 - 10/15/2016 18:29

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat. Just get on.  9/22/2016 04:38

When we dream alone it is only a dream, but when many dream together it is the beginning of a new reality. [Friedensreich Hundertwasser]  By Raja - 9/15/2016 06:14