Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they're all panicked over who's getting deleted.  By JooJ - 10/25/2016 20:35

The original creator of the phrase 'Common Sense' surely didn't know many people.  By JooJ - 10/25/2016 20:31

Pick any number. Multiply it by two. Now add 12 to it. Divide it by 3. Now change it to 10. That's how many seconds you just wasted.  10/25/2016 20:28

I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging, just want you to know where to send the ambulance.  10/25/2016 20:28

I don't care if it's 3 am, I don't consider it 'Tomorrow' until I wake up.  10/25/2016 20:22

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing.  10/25/2016 19:59

Women want someone who can make them laugh, and someone who they feel safe with, so basically, a clown ninja.  10/25/2016 19:59

If I look like I've run a marathon, it's because I've been outside for 2 minutes.  10/25/2016 19:55

Are people becoming more annoying or am I becoming more angry.  10/25/2016 19:53

Why send one big text when you can send 15 little ones in a row and be even more annoying.  10/25/2016 19:53