The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.  11/20/2016 19:46

I accidentally did yoga once when I couldn't reach the toilet paper.  By JooJ - 11/20/2016 19:44

There is no greater wealth in this world than peace of mind.  11/20/2016 19:43

When you spell a word so wrong that spell-check is like 'I don't know what to tell you man'.  By JooJ - 11/20/2016 19:41

Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room, opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.  By JooJ - 11/20/2016 19:40

'I ran a half marathon' sounds so much better than 'I quit halfway through a marathon'.  11/20/2016 19:39

Things that don't make sense to me: Everything!  By JooJ - 11/20/2016 19:36

Don't quit your day dream.  By JooJ - 11/20/2016 19:25

Tetris taught me that when you try to fit in, you'll disappear.  By JooJ - 11/20/2016 19:22

Intelligent people tend to have fewer friends than the average person. The smarter you are, the more selective you become. [Nikola Tesla]  By JooJ - 11/19/2016 22:07