Why it's acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:57

What does a house wear? Address!  By JooJ - 2/13/2017 19:53

Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:52

Everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:51

August is the Sunday of Summer.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:47

If one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:43

If you listen closely you can hear me not caring.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:41

If anne hath a will, anne hathaway.  2/13/2017 19:38

That awkward laugh you do when you have no idea what the heck someone just said.  2/13/2017 19:37

I just need a really quick 2 days nap.  By JooJ - 2/13/2017 19:33