One tree can make one thousand matches. And one match can burn thousands of trees.  By JooJ - 2/16/2017 23:34

Some walks you have to take alone. [Suzanne Collins]  2/15/2017 14:08

One day or day one. You decide.  By JooJ2 - 2/14/2017 13:29

Weird people are so much more fun to be around.  2/13/2017 20:05

You ever had a really long week and then realize it's Wednesday.  By JooJ - 2/13/2017 20:05

I've learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 20:04

People who say 'I hate to bother you' need to learn to hate it a little bit more.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 20:03

Diet goal: I want to lose just enough so that my hand will fit comfortably in a Pringles can.  By JooJ - 2/13/2017 20:02

Me: What can possibly go wrong? Life: I'm glad you asked.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 20:00

I'm in love with my bed, but my alarm clock won't let us be together.  By JooJ - 2/13/2017 19:59