If you listen closely you can hear me not caring.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:41

If anne hath a will, anne hathaway.  2/13/2017 19:38

That awkward laugh you do when you have no idea what the heck someone just said.  2/13/2017 19:37

I just need a really quick 2 days nap.  By JooJ - 2/13/2017 19:33

It's not you, it's me... and my inability to tolerate you any longer.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:32

If my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:30

Me: I swear this week cannot get any worse! Life: This human issued a challenge. We accept!  By JooJ - 2/13/2017 19:29

Letting someone in your life is like turning off the antivirus, downloading a file from the internet, installing it and then hoping it's not a virus.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:25

I speak fluent sarcasm.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:24

It's almost Valentine's day and I don't know what to get myself yet.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:17