People who say 'I hate to bother you' need to learn to hate it a little bit more.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 20:03

Diet goal: I want to lose just enough so that my hand will fit comfortably in a Pringles can.  By JooJ - 2/13/2017 20:02

Me: What can possibly go wrong? Life: I'm glad you asked.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 20:00

I'm in love with my bed, but my alarm clock won't let us be together.  By JooJ - 2/13/2017 19:59

Why it's acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:57

What does a house wear? Address!  By JooJ - 2/13/2017 19:53

Just once I want my skills to be so urgently required that a helicopter is dispatched to pick me up.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:52

Everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:51

August is the Sunday of Summer.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:47

If one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.  By JooJ2 - 2/13/2017 19:43