If you always do what you have always done, then you will get what you have always got.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:43

Hiring electricians without eyebrows generally isn't a good idea.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:42

I'm not saying your opinion is stupid. I'm just saying you're stupid for having it.  6/3/2017 09:35

It's funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:33

What's it called when you can't think of what something is called?  By JooJ2 - 6/3/2017 09:32

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it's my cellphone.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:31

Forgotten pocket money is the best!  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:30

I wish I could burn calories as easily as I burn bridges.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:30

No matter how you feel. Get up, dress up, show up and never give up!  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:28

If you don't have time to text an O before a K then don't even bother. I don't want to waste your precious time.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:27