Don't allow yourself to be intimidated! There is more than one road to joy. [Pascal Bruckner]  By Raja - 4/20/2017 07:23

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.  By JooJ2 - 4/19/2017 19:21

Do you ever wake up from an amazing dream, and try to go back to sleep hoping there's gonna be a sequel?  4/19/2017 19:20

That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think you're stupid.  4/19/2017 19:13

Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.  By JooJ - 4/19/2017 19:12

I'm the kind of person who, between two choices, always pick the wrong one.  4/19/2017 19:09

This 'normal' that you speak of does not sound fun at all.  By JooJ - 4/19/2017 19:08

If you have an accountant as a CEO, you have no business. If you have a salesman as a CEO, you have no money and no business.  By JooJ - 4/19/2017 06:10

I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. And because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do the something that I can do. [Edward Everett Hale]  By JooJ2 - 4/17/2017 22:40

Fill the pinata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood.  4/15/2017 22:22