We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. [Walt Disney]  6/3/2017 13:12

The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of your own sentence, that way they will just think you lost service.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:43

If you always do what you have always done, then you will get what you have always got.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:43

Hiring electricians without eyebrows generally isn't a good idea.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:42

I'm not saying your opinion is stupid. I'm just saying you're stupid for having it.  6/3/2017 09:35

It's funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:33

What's it called when you can't think of what something is called?  By JooJ2 - 6/3/2017 09:32

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it's my cellphone.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:31

Forgotten pocket money is the best!  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:30

I wish I could burn calories as easily as I burn bridges.  By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:30