'Too much milk left need more cereal' always leads to 'too much cereal need more milk'. By JooJ - 6/3/2017 19:54
Sometimes it's just easier to eat the last slice of pizza than fit the box in the fridge. 6/3/2017 19:54
We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. [Walt Disney] 6/3/2017 13:12
The best way to hang up on someone is to do it in the middle of your own sentence, that way they will just think you lost service. By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:43
If you always do what you have always done, then you will get what you have always got. By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:43
Hiring electricians without eyebrows generally isn't a good idea. By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:42
I'm not saying your opinion is stupid. I'm just saying you're stupid for having it. 6/3/2017 09:35
It's funny how the change jar slowly becomes all pennies. By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:33
What's it called when you can't think of what something is called? By JooJ2 - 6/3/2017 09:32
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it's my cellphone. By JooJ - 6/3/2017 09:31
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