When I was your age my whole family shared one phone, and it was attached to the kitchen wall by a cord.  By JooJ - 6/9/2017 16:25

If your problem can't be solved by me saying 'damn' and nodding a lot, then you shouldn't come to me for help.  By JooJ - 6/9/2017 16:24

For many people, 'live and learn' is one task too many.  By JooJ - 6/9/2017 16:24

Forgive but never forget sounds a lot like never forgiving.  By JooJ2 - 6/9/2017 16:21

We are a very special race of people, in that we will go to great lengths to drink filtered water but add tap water ice to it.  By JooJ - 6/9/2017 12:23

Due to tonight's lack of sleep, tomorrow has been canceled.  By JooJ2 - 6/9/2017 12:20

Heroes are remembered, but legends never die.  By JooJ2 - 6/8/2017 09:24

Speak to your children as if they are the wisest, kindest, most beautiful and magical humans on earth, for what they believe is what they will become.  6/7/2017 09:45

Are you watching too much TV but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on. Problem solved!  By JooJ - 6/6/2017 11:44

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.  By JooJ - 6/6/2017 11:43