I wonder what my dog named me?  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 21:43

If I touch my phone in the right places, a pizza will show up at my front door.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 21:42

They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:40

Think about how lucky we are that blinking our eyes doesn't make a noise.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:37

Surgery is stabbing someone to life.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 21:36

When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, are DEN-MARK.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:36

My right elbow has never been touched by my right hand.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 21:35

Saying 'www' takes longer than saying 'World Wide Web'.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:32

I have forgotten what I have forgotten.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:32

Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:31