I have forgotten what I have forgotten.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:32

Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:31

The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:30

Saying 'um' is the human equivalent to buffering.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 21:28

Weddings are weird because it's totally socially acceptable to get all your friends and family together, sort them by how much you like them, and place them at tables that shows the ranking based on proximity to you.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 21:27

When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:25

Technically, almost every mirror you buy at a store is in used condition.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 21:25

I'm not sure if my antivirus software is effective because no viruses are detected on my computer, or ineffective because no viruses are detected on my computer.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:21

When you say forward or backward, your lips move in those directions.  8/25/2017 21:13

According to the brain, your brain is the most important organ in your body.  8/25/2017 21:12