Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 22:12

The word 'swims' upside-down is still 'swims'.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 22:12

100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 22:10

Asking someone's name is just asking what noise you should make to attract their attention.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 22:10

Your future self is watching you right now through memories. [Aubrey de Grey]  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 22:10

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it '2s Day'.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 22:09

Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 22:07

If you replace 'W' with 'T' in 'What, Where and When', you get the answer to each of them.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 22:07

If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years whether you are successful or not.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 22:06

What if the entire universe is just the tutorial video being shown to Adam and Eve to explain why they shouldn't eat the Apple from forbidden knowledge tree.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 22:00