What if the entire universe is just the tutorial video being shown to Adam and Eve to explain why they shouldn't eat the Apple from forbidden knowledge tree.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 22:00

The only difference between passion and addiction is if the thing you're doing is good for you.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 22:00

Food never really goes bad something else just started eating it before you did.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 21:58

I wonder if I have any secret talents that I don't know about because I never tried them out.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 21:57

I am younger now than I am now.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:55

There should be a mute button on the microwave that you can use when making a late night snack.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 21:54

No one has ever been in an empty room.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:53

Every shoe is technically buy one get one free.  By JooJ2 - 8/25/2017 21:51

'Do Not Touch' is a useless phrase in Braille.  8/25/2017 21:49

Your age is the number of times you orbited the sun.  By JooJ - 8/25/2017 21:47