I think I'm gonna take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower but with me in it.  10/15/2017 10:35

My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.  By JooJ2 - 10/15/2017 10:33

I have to stop saying 'How stupid can you be?' I think people are taking it as a challenge.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:32

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:32

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. [Nido Qubein]  10/15/2017 10:31

Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on. The more it hurts.  By JooJ2 - 10/15/2017 10:30

Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:28

Life is too short to spend in negativity. So I have made a conscious effort to not be where I don't want to be. [Hugh Dillon]  10/14/2017 14:51

Cheating is a choice, not a mistake. Loyalty is a responsibility, not a choice.  By Andre - 10/14/2017 14:49

Making a positive difference in someone's life is one of the great accomplishments.  By Raja - 10/12/2017 07:37