The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth. [Niels Bohr]  By JooJ - 9/25/2017 10:15

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. [T. S. Eliot]  By JooJ2 - 9/25/2017 09:16

50% of parenting is looking for things with your kids that you've already thrown away.  By JooJ2 - 9/24/2017 08:44

A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, 'Looks like Santa lost his temper again'.  By JooJ - 9/24/2017 08:42

After becoming a parent, you gradually show up later and later to things until you never see anyone ever again.  By JooJ2 - 9/24/2017 08:40

I'm at my parenting best when I randomly yell out 'Be careful!' every few minutes without looking up from my phone.  By JooJ2 - 9/24/2017 08:37

The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate.  By JooJ2 - 9/24/2017 08:33

If it ain't broke, my children haven't touched it yet.  By JooJ - 9/24/2017 08:32

It's weird how we tell kids not to lie, then tell them how good the picture they drew is.  By JooJ2 - 9/24/2017 08:29

How you say something is everything.  By JooJ2 - 9/21/2017 22:13