Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.  10/15/2017 10:51

Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely!  By JooJ2 - 10/15/2017 10:50

The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself.  10/15/2017 10:49

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:48

I'm not shy, I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:48

I have an irrational fear of speedbumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.  By JooJ2 - 10/15/2017 10:47

Never confuse intelligence with education.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:44

Have you ever sneezed so hard you think you opened a portal to a different dimension?  10/15/2017 10:43

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.  10/15/2017 10:41

Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?  10/15/2017 10:41