Never confuse intelligence with education.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:44

Have you ever sneezed so hard you think you opened a portal to a different dimension?  10/15/2017 10:43

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.  10/15/2017 10:41

Are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?  10/15/2017 10:41

If you really want to get to know someone, start arguing with them.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:39

I think I'm gonna take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower but with me in it.  10/15/2017 10:35

My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite.  By JooJ2 - 10/15/2017 10:33

I have to stop saying 'How stupid can you be?' I think people are taking it as a challenge.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:32

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:32

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. [Nido Qubein]  10/15/2017 10:31