I wish mirrors and pictures would get together and agree on what I really look like.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:53

If confusion is the beginning of wisdom, I am totally on the right track.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:52

I put the 'Pro' in Procrastinate.  10/15/2017 10:52

Not sure if my dog is barking for no reason or I'm about to be murdered.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:51

Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.  10/15/2017 10:51

Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely!  By JooJ2 - 10/15/2017 10:50

The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself.  10/15/2017 10:49

If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me and we can make fun of people together.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:48

I'm not shy, I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to.  By JooJ - 10/15/2017 10:48

I have an irrational fear of speedbumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.  By JooJ2 - 10/15/2017 10:47