England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.  11/22/2017 19:58

Broken pencils are pointless.  By JooJ2 - 11/22/2017 19:57

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.  By JooJ - 11/22/2017 19:56

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.  11/22/2017 19:56

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. [John Kenneth Galbraith]  By JooJ2 - 11/21/2017 09:01

One thing I've learned about people is that if they do it once, there is a very very very high chance that they'll do it again.  By JooJ - 11/20/2017 21:17

You get respect by giving it.  By JooJ - 11/20/2017 08:24

Time doesn't heal anything, it just teaches us how to live with the pain.  By JooJ2 - 11/19/2017 10:00

A Rolex won't give you more time.  By JooJ2 - 11/18/2017 06:04

You don't prioritize your schedule, you schedule your priorities.  By JooJ2 - 11/17/2017 20:49