I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001.  1/3/2018 19:04

Silence is better than bullshit.  1/3/2018 19:03

I live for two reasons: 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet.  1/3/2018 19:03

Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.  1/3/2018 19:02

Don't let idiots ruin your day.  1/3/2018 19:02

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole.  1/3/2018 19:01

If she replies to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended, she's a keeper.  1/3/2018 18:59

Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out.  1/3/2018 18:58

Want to escalate an argument? Smile.  1/3/2018 18:58

Talking to an old friend makes you realize how much your life has changed.  1/3/2018 18:57