How is it possible to have a civil war? [George Carlin]  By JooJ - 12/20/2017 20:32

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. [Lily Tomlin]  By JooJ2 - 12/20/2017 20:31

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. [Steven Wright]  By JooJ2 - 12/20/2017 20:31

Sane is boring. [R.A. Salvatore]  12/20/2017 20:30

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. [Laurell K. Hamilton]  By JooJ2 - 12/20/2017 20:29

Good things come to those who wait.  By JooJ - 12/20/2017 20:29

Logic is dull. [Alfred Hitchcock]  By JooJ2 - 12/20/2017 20:27

In feature films, the director is God. In documentary films, God is the director. [Alfred Hitchcock]  By JooJ2 - 12/20/2017 20:25

I have a feeling that inside you somewhere, there's somebody nobody knows about. [Alfred Hitchcock]  By JooJ2 - 12/20/2017 20:24

If I won't be myself, who will? [Alfred Hitchcock]  By JooJ2 - 12/20/2017 20:23