Don't let idiots ruin your day.  1/3/2018 19:02

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole.  1/3/2018 19:01

If she replies to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended, she's a keeper.  1/3/2018 18:59

Don't be afraid to be open-minded. Your brain isn't going to fall out.  1/3/2018 18:58

Want to escalate an argument? Smile.  1/3/2018 18:58

Talking to an old friend makes you realize how much your life has changed.  1/3/2018 18:57

It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.  1/3/2018 18:56

When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?  1/3/2018 18:55

Take time to listen. You will learn and look smarter at the same time.  1/3/2018 18:55

Be grateful for what you have, not bitter about what you don't.  By JooJ - 1/3/2018 18:55