Sometimes I drop things and am too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams.  By JooJ - 3/31/2018 04:49

'I could watch him play video games for hours', said no one's wife, ever.  By JooJ - 3/31/2018 03:29

The only thing I know about women is that they have lots of feelings and they're not afraid to tell you about each and every one of them.  By JooJ - 3/31/2018 02:49

Nobody looks back at their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.  By JooJ - 3/30/2018 23:48

My life is a bunch of 'it seemed like a good idea at the time' moments.  3/30/2018 22:38

Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens.  3/30/2018 19:23

Fun Fact: There's more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe.  3/30/2018 15:48

The older I get the more I enjoy being bored.  3/30/2018 13:45

The older I get the more I realize how much I love being at home doing nothing.  3/30/2018 11:12

Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet.  3/30/2018 09:12