Pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens.  3/30/2018 19:23

Fun Fact: There's more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe.  3/30/2018 15:48

The older I get the more I enjoy being bored.  3/30/2018 13:45

The older I get the more I realize how much I love being at home doing nothing.  3/30/2018 11:12

Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet.  3/30/2018 09:12

Life Hack: Disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes.  3/30/2018 07:29

What do you mean '4 minute shower'? it takes me 4 minutes just to get the water to the right temperature.  3/30/2018 05:22

Why get thinner when you can get more dinner.  3/30/2018 03:55

Sundays: the day you realize your life is a mess.  3/29/2018 23:54

People assume when I yawn that I've lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested.  3/29/2018 23:04