Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth. [Mike Tyson]  4/14/2018 12:04

You know you're a bad driver when Siri says. 'In 300 meters, stop and let me out'.  4/13/2018 18:27

Do you ever want to lose weight but weight doesn't want to lose you.  4/13/2018 18:25

Dogs don't bark at parked cars.  4/13/2018 08:42

Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will evade you, but if you notice the other things around you, it will gently come and sit on your shoulder. [Henry David Thoreau]  By JooJ - 4/12/2018 20:10

Shoepidity: wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good.  4/12/2018 19:47

A wise man once said nothing.  By JooJ - 4/12/2018 18:51

When I say 'the other day', it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.  By JooJ2 - 4/11/2018 12:33

Forgive yourself for not knowing what you didn't know before you learned it.  By JooJ2 - 4/10/2018 22:02

I go through life with a healthy dose of skepticism.  4/10/2018 19:57