Maturity is when you have the power to destroy someone who did you wrong but you just breathe, walk away and let life take care of them.  5/20/2018 15:18

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? [Robin Williams]  5/20/2018 12:50

The awkward moment when you're not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.  5/19/2018 20:35

99% of relationships involve tolerating how weird the other person is.  5/18/2018 15:16

I slept in too late on my day off. Now, I have less time to do nothing.  By JooJ2 - 5/18/2018 15:14

Sometimes you can draw more inspiration from the people who don't believe in you than from the ones who do.  By JooJ2 - 5/18/2018 15:13

I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships.  5/18/2018 15:13

When you keep sweeping things under the rug eventually you're going to trip from the mess you've made.  5/18/2018 15:12

I wish my mind had a delete button.  5/18/2018 15:11

Torn between wanting a snack and looking like a snack.  5/18/2018 15:11