Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.  By JooJ2 - 6/20/2018 19:10

If your life ever seems boring, just remember that you are on a rock floating in outer space.  By JooJ2 - 6/20/2018 19:10

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.  By JooJ2 - 6/20/2018 19:09

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. [Bertrand Russell]  By JooJ - 6/20/2018 19:08

The phrase 'Don't take this the wrong way' has a zero percent success rate.  By JooJ2 - 6/20/2018 19:06

If the wallpaper on your phone is a picture of yourself, I am judging you.  By JooJ2 - 6/20/2018 19:05

You think your life is hard? Just think, there's a turtle out there that has been flipped on it's back and it can't get up.  6/20/2018 19:05

When I was growing up I never knew what I wanted to be. Now that I'm older, I know that it's younger.  By JooJ2 - 6/20/2018 19:04

Priority management is the answer to maximizing the time we have. [John C Maxwell]  6/20/2018 08:06

Life is too short to be normal. Stay Weird.  6/19/2018 20:52