Don't pursue happiness, create it.  By JooJ2 - 6/24/2018 12:06

I don't think of it as eating grapes, I think of it as preventing future raisins. Some call me a hero.  6/24/2018 12:05

I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.  6/24/2018 12:05

Finding a needle in a haystack is quite easy if you just set the hay on fire.  6/24/2018 12:04

Happiness is about choice and perspective. We cannot choose what happens but we can choose our reaction.  6/24/2018 12:04

You meet people for a reason: either they're a blessing or a lesson.  By JooJ - 6/24/2018 12:03

I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.  By JooJ2 - 6/24/2018 12:02

I say 'I shouldn't be telling you this' at the beginning of every conversation so people will listen to what I'm saying.  By JooJ2 - 6/24/2018 12:02

I think falling in/being in/falling out of love has been pretty well documented. Why aren't there more songs about being hungry?  By JooJ - 6/24/2018 12:01

If you can't win an argument, correct their grammar.  By JooJ2 - 6/24/2018 12:00