A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a snail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.  By JooJ - 6/20/2018 19:29

They should make a matchmaking site for single socks.  By JooJ2 - 6/20/2018 19:13

My room pretty much represents my life... a mess.  By JooJ - 6/20/2018 19:12

Never laugh at your significant other's choices. You're one of them.  6/20/2018 19:11

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.  By JooJ - 6/20/2018 19:10

Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol.  By JooJ2 - 6/20/2018 19:10

If your life ever seems boring, just remember that you are on a rock floating in outer space.  By JooJ2 - 6/20/2018 19:10

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.  By JooJ2 - 6/20/2018 19:09

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. [Bertrand Russell]  By JooJ - 6/20/2018 19:08

The phrase 'Don't take this the wrong way' has a zero percent success rate.  By JooJ2 - 6/20/2018 19:06