Have you lived in this village all your life? 'No, not yet'.  7/13/2004 01:02

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. [Mark Twain]  7/13/2004 23:53

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.  7/12/2004 21:05

My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.  7/12/2004 20:12

I've told you for the fifty-thousandth time, stop exaggerating.  7/12/2004 18:49