Why is it that a pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance?  7/13/2004 22:02

I intend to live forever... so far, so good!  7/13/2004 20:19

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.  7/13/2004 16:04

You're so slow, it takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.  7/13/2004 15:32

I'm not controlling as long as things go my way!  7/13/2004 13:34

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. [Wendell Johnson]  7/13/2004 13:09

I always advise people never to give advice.  7/13/2004 13:01

Never miss a good chance to shut up. [Will Rogers]  7/13/2004 12:56

Never take a blind date to a silent film. [Geoffrey Parfitt]  7/13/2004 12:47

Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.  7/13/2004 12:39