The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.  7/13/2004 09:45

If I follow you home, will you keep me?  7/13/2004 09:28

If a day passes without seeing you, I don't consider it a day that I lived.  By Bassem - 7/13/2004 09:11

Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. [Irene Peter]  7/13/2004 09:04

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?  7/13/2004 08:49

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? [Seinfeld]  7/13/2004 08:38

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.  7/13/2004 08:28

Common sense is not so common.  7/13/2004 08:18

My goal in life is to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. [Jerry Lupien]  7/13/2004 08:09

Search my soul, and you will see what you mean to me.  By Emoxer - 7/13/2004 07:37