Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?  7/14/2004 04:44

Bad girl, go to MY room!  7/14/2004 03:26

Don't be afraid of the after life... be afraid of the unlived life.  7/14/2004 03:11

If a rose represents love then why do roses always die?  7/14/2004 03:10

Managers are people who do things right, while leaders are people who do the right thing.  By Tamar - 7/14/2004 02:05

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?  7/14/2004 01:53

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.  By Emoxer - 7/14/2004 01:27

It is not what they say about you, it's what they whisper.  7/14/2004 01:02

Double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke please.  7/13/2004 23:47

Why is it that a pizza gets to your house faster than an ambulance?  7/13/2004 22:02